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1. (Modern Warfare 2) (1696↑, 109↓)
End to teen pregnacy.

(Mary) wanna have sex? (Mark) no way I'm playing Modern Warfare 2

2. (Modern Warfare 2) (826↑, 119↓)
America's new form of military draft. Makes young american males want to join the ground forces because they play too much MW2.

Dumb kid: Yeah im gonna join the army when i grow up cuz i like guns and shooting people in the face on Modern Warfare 2. this one time i got a 10 killstreak and only 30 deaths and i like to use stopping power to make my bullets stronger and i'll always know where the enemies are because i'll have a UAV radar in the top left corner of my screen and if i get shot it'll only hurt for 5 seconds and then i'll recover and i like to rush around corners and this one time i got 2 helicopters and i killed this noob with a grenade and then i spawned behind their hole team and knifed them lololololol and then oh yeah im almost level 70 and then.....

3. (Modern Warfare 2) (921↑, 344↓)
The follow-up to the 2007 epic game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Again, this game will cause you to scream your mind out at noobs who go 1 and 22 in team deathmatch, or your friends who appear to believe they can beat you. Either way, hilarity will ensue, but with better graphics and better weapons.

Modern Warfare 2 will completely decimate the other Call of Duty games.

4. (Modern Warfare 2) (508↑, 157↓)
The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate.

Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?" Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."

5. (Modern Warfare 2) (510↑, 286↓)
The sequel to Infinity Ward's 2007 masterpiece, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Set to release on November 10th, 2009, this game will blow your mind, and that's a fact. Don't ask me for my time machine, because I don't need one to know that that's true.

guy \#1: Dude did you hear about Modern Warfare 2? guy \#2: No dude, what's that. guy \#1: (bitch slaps guy \#2) That question doesn't even deserve a response.

6. (Modern Warfare 2) (260↑, 72↓)
The one game that will cause you to go through a controller every week due to the frustration that is in-sued when you constantly spawn and die before you can move 2 foot in every online game that you play.

-M16fag: I just got spawn killed again, I fucking hate Modern Warfare 2\!\!\! \<Throws controller at the wall\>

7. (Modern Warfare 2) (451↑, 310↓)
A game so good it get's me hard just thinking about it.

Modern Warfare 2 is so good that I literally got an erection in algebra class just thinking about it.

8. (Modern Warfare 2) (140↑, 21↓)
A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities. A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.

Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2" Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"

9. (Modern Warfare 2) (142↑, 35↓)
The sequel to the very popular 2007 game, "Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare." It's a first person shooter that takes place 5 years after the events of the first game. The single-player is short but great. The co-op mode is named, "spec-ops." It's a fun mode but has no matchmaking which is not good. The multiplayer, which is the most popular mode, I think is an unbalanced, overrated, piece of garbage. It has terrible maps among other things. The multiplayer also has many other annoyances such as a perk called "commando" where you can lunge at an enemy from about 10 feet away. Another thing that will make you rage quit is the grenade launcher, or more commonly known as the "noobtube." There is also killstreaks, where you can pick which kill reward that you want. Because of this, most players use the harrier, chopper gunner, nuke setup and camp the whole game and don't help at all with winning the game. Also, this also promotes boosting. You will find a lot of people that think getting a nuke will somehow make their chode bigger, thus, they will get a friend and try to cheat their way to a nuke my continuously killing their friend while using a tactical insertion. Possibly the most retarted thing added is deathstreaks. The purpose of deathstreaks is to make the game so casual and make it so the worst players can get kills in an unfair way. MW2 is a game for people that have ADD, hate teamwork, and love saying the word "Wow" every 3 seconds.

A Typical Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer match Guy - Gets killed by commando Same guy - ragequits

10. (modern warfare 2) (140↑, 51↓)
The reason why many adolescent males do not have girlfriends

"I spend all my time playing modern warfare 2, i don't have time for a girl"

11. (Modern Warfare 2) (100↑, 15↓)
This game is for several types of people: 1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models 2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper" Online play includes the following types of people: 1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner. 2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button. 3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised."

Noob: I love playing modern warfare 2 Pwner: You aren't playing\! Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice) Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire.

12. (modern warfare 2) (121↑, 44↓)
Worst multiplayer I've ever played, but a pretty good campaign and side missions, nicknamed "Special Ops". Seriously, the multiplayer online is terrible. Nothing but campers, "pros" with instant kill weapons that you must sacrifice your virginity for, and 6-year old children screaming at there mother to get them some chocolate milk.

Bob: Hey, you play Modern Warfare 2? Tom: Yeah, the campaign is awesome, so are the side missions. Bob: You tried multiplayer yet? I'm already a 3rd prestige level 65\! Tom: Nah, the multiplayer is pretty noobish. I played with some 7 year old who kept camping with the Akimbo Rangers. Bob: Yeah, I hate those little bastards.

13. (Modern Warfare 2) (83↑, 17↓)
Synonymous with [disappointing]. Although the campaign was pretty good, and Special Ops is fun, the multiplayer is completely broken. And let's face it, multiplayer is what matters most in today's video games. You generally have three types of players in [MW2]: The camper: Pretty self-explanatory. This guy is the one in a room laying down aiming at the doorway waiting for you to walk by so he can get an easy kill. He does this because he isn't skilled enough to actually go out and look for people. Generally uses instant kill weapons like shotguns or assault rifles. The 5-year-old: The main reason why most people spend more time muting their teammates than shooting at the other team. These kids are constantly yelling, whether it be at his teammates, or at his mom to bring him a sandwich. The Commando: These guys make you want to rip your hair out and throw the controller into your TV. They are the guys that have the Commando perk and the Lightweight perk on and just run around the map at 30 mph knifing everyone. What makes this worse is that they are immune to bullets. If you try to shoot them down with your gun, they will just absorb all of them and knife you. Overall, these three types of MW2 gamers all fall into one big category: [noob].

Example of a typical Modern Warfare 2 Team Deathmatch: As soon as the match starts, Player 1 immediately mutes half of his teammates because they are all yelling and arguing with each other when suddenly he gets sniped in the face. He respawns and takes no more than two steps before being knifed by a Commando. Respawning again, he decides to try to snipe the Commando. He goes into a building but gets killed by a Camper with dual-Rangers. Now, he is going to try to kill the camper, but comes across the Commando, who knifes him again. Player 1 rage quits.

14. (Modern Warfare 2) (241↑, 176↓)
Modern Warfare 2 is the second coming of Modern Warfare\! The trailer was released a while back and loads of people went crazy as they seen perks in the corner\! It was probably never going to be made, but World at War sucked so much they needed to get the fans back.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen the Modern Warfare 2 trailer? Guy 2: No, haven't been doing much else, but hanging with my girlfriend since I leveled up on Prestige 10 on cod4\! Guy 2's girlfriend: Hey, what is Modern Warfare 2? Guy 2: Your replacement when this hot piece of gaming heaven comes out muhahahahahaha lolzzzzz\! Guy 1: Haha, bitch\!\!

15. (Modern Warfare 2) (73↑, 11↓)
After months of it being out, and the 4-5 pages of Fanboy defs i'll tell you what this game really is; a piece of garbage. The campaign is great and the early first 4 months of online gameplay were alright, but now every self absorbed asshole, noob, and [Xbox Live Midget] on XBL I guarantee has this in their gaming collection. The online games so are full of noob tubers, kids, and wannabe MLG'ers that you can't turn one corner without being one-hit killed and possibly hearing "OMG NIGGA YOU GOT PWNED" from a kid who probably hasn't even gotten into Pre-Algebra yet. The maps are a camper's wet dream and the Map Pack, to me, is a waste of 1200 MSPs. I personally think WaW will give you a better time then Modern Warfare 2.

Modern Warfare 2 is like the IPhone, there's a hack for everything and every asshole and annoying kid has it.

16. (Modern Warfare 2) (74↑, 14↓)
If you say you don't like this game, there is a good chanced you will be assaulted and harassed by an insane martyr fan base for the rest of your life. Unfortunately for me.

Guy 1: I felt like going outside yesterday instead of playing Modern Warfare 2. Guy 2: (in fanatic voice) MAN I SHOOT WITH WITH TWO DEAGLEZ AKIMBO CAUSE IM AWESOME LIKE THAT\!\!\!\! Guy 1: Um... have you ever seen a gun before?

17. (Modern Warfare 2) (112↑, 63↓)
A game that has just been recently released, and has already derived people from sleep.

So... I hear Soap Mactavish just bought Modern Warfare 2.

18. (modern warfare 2) (66↑, 27↓)
modern warfare2 is a game with great single player but terrible multiplayer very easy to hack, mod, spam, and glitch i along with other are into a new trend called Nuke-boosting and Riot Shield Boosting Nuke Boosting allows you and a friend to spam every game with tactical nukes so much that the game becomes unplayable for anyone Riot Shield Boosting allows you to level up and cheat your way through points WARNING: BOOSTING IS VERY ADDICTIVE

hey after skool lets go home and try to find a new hack on modern warfare 2

19. (Modern Warfare 2) (42↑, 6↓)
The most effective contraceptive known to mankind.

Jill: Hey, wanna have sex? Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first *Plays for seven hours straight* Jill: How about now? Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.

20. (Modern Warfare 2) (47↑, 12↓)
The sequel to Xbox 360 and PS3 game Call of Duty 4: Modern warfare, Modern Warfare is a game which is so broken, just by playing the online will automatically melt your Xbox/PS3 just by inserting the cursed game. This game has been unleashed on Adults and Children alike. When this game is played it instantly takes a day of your life.

Gay Kid: When I'm older I'm gonna join the army rangers\! I'm gonna run around with my akimbo rangers. Doesn't matter if I get shot, i'll just respawn\! In the battlefield when I'm an army ranger i will camp\! I love Modern Warfare 2 so much\!

21. (Modern Warfare 2) (41↑, 6↓)
The follow-up game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. A highly addictive first person shooter that will most likely piss you off and make you feel like murdering your family while they are sleeping or piss you off enough to give you a stroke...

Modern Warfare 2 Scenario guy1: Dude, these assholes in this game is pissing me off\! guy2: Lol, just calm down man. guy1: Dude, I'm on the verge of killing my family. guy2: haha, dont do that you fag. guy1: Oh shit man my head just started hurting really bad\! guy2: you alright? guy2: dude? guy2: Yo faaaggot answer me\! guy2: You have a stroke or something? xD

22. (Modern Warfare 2) (43↑, 12↓)
A game filled with a majority of 10-15year old kids.

*high voice* Omg, I'm the best at modern warfare 2

23. (Modern Warfare 2) (59↑, 29↓)
Infinity Ward's terrible attempt to make a game better than Call of Duty 4; A collection of faggots with comando pro and marathon; A conspiracy to piss of the entire male population

John "Have you played Modern Warfare 2 lately?" Alex "No that game is shit."

24. (Modern Warfare 2) (69↑, 40↓)
A game that was promised to be amazing, but ended up being Infinity Ward's big cash in. If you think this game is amazing, a). have no taste, b). have never played something good.

"So I bought Modern Warfare 2 brand new thinking it would be great, improving on the original, but all I got was an expansion pack, with a piss poor single player, slightly better graphics, and a multiplayer so unbalanced it makes me wonder what happened to humanity." "Dude, MW2 is amazing." "Shut your whore mouth you have no taste."

25. (modern warfare 2) (31↑, 4↓)
A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls 11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade" 11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"

Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer" *1 game later* Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???" *1 more game later* Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?\!?\!?\!?\!??\!?\!" *1 knife later* Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT" *1 more knife* Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall* *next week* Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall" Gamer: "Infinity Ward"

26. (Modern Warfare 2) (145↑, 119↓)
The biggest piece of shit disappointment to ever have been released since Halo 3. Story completely ignores the laws of physics, and once you get over seeing Soap's face for the first time, your cock goes limp as he parkour jumps his way to a whole Russian base to destroy them all afterwards making a jump 1 mile long on a snowmobile. Even moreso, the multiplayer is the biggest turd of the sandwich, made up of huge faggot 8 year olds yelling racial slurs because mommy and daddy aren't home, and the sounds of Aussies cutting themselves because they haven't joined suit with the rest of their nation in destroying their fucking games due to the immense, "Ameri-lag." Infinity Ward tricked many people into buying this satan spawn, so mission accomplished, good job.

Longcat: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2? Don't you mean Camp of Shit: Model 1887 2? Tacgnol: BARACK OBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

27. (Modern Warfare 2) (101↑, 76↓)
The second worst FPS to be released ever. If you're looking for: - Broken Online Gameplay - Shitty P2P - Most of your Xbox/PS3 controllers broken within a week Then this is the game for you.

Guy 1: So, you played Modern Warfare 2 yet? Guy 2: Yeah, It's pretty terrible. I'd rather play World At War than this piece of shit.

28. (Modern Warfare 2) (28↑, 5↓)
A game that everyone thought would be good. It managed to sell 4.7 million copies in the first 24 hours. In the next 24 hours people would realize how much this game will piss them off. From commando to boosters, it is filled with all of the things you have feared in gaming. By my estimations just after the first round millions of people broke their controllers, screamed their head's off, and possibly beat their girlfriends. To this day the devil game still continues to make money thanks to the millions of kids who get their parents to buy it because everyone else has it.

1. "MW2 is the worst game I have ever played\!" 2. "MW2 made me brake my controller\!" 3. "I killed my girlfriend because of MW2\!" 4. "Wanna boost?" 5. "You noob tuber\!" 6. "I'm selling a tenth prestige hack for only a $20 PSN card\!" 7."CoD 6 Modern Warfare 2 FAILS"

29. (Modern Warfare 2) (28↑, 10↓)
A game unlike any other, some people call it a terrible game others call it a great game, but overall its a game that involves some tactical knowledge and some abilities to predict. This game has is flaws and advantages, one flaw is some of the very linear maps such as Highrise, linear maps are the maps known as "Spawn Killing" maps. Certain weapons are overly powered and which require no skill, such as the UMP45, SCAR-H, TAR-21, Grenade Launcers, and RPG's. While some weapons are underpowered like a weapon called the Vector (Know as the KRISS super V) which in real life shoots .45 caliber bullets with high accuracy and high fire rate, Depending on how the people your are going against it is a great game, but same could go for the other way it just depends on how overly powerful the other team is being. This game also consists of a lot of Hacked accounts, which people abuse to scam(mostly little kids) NO FURTHER DETAILS

Modern Warfare 2 Player: Have you played the very incredible game Modern Warfare 2? Neighbor: Yeah but i couldn't find a good game ever so i just quit it and decided to leave cruel remarks.

30. (Modern Warfare 2) (25↑, 9↓)
The most overrated video game in history. Sporting poor balance, a too-short campaign, glitches, terrible maps, and a group of raving idiot fanboys of the game who think they will join the Army Rangers when they reach 18.

Idiot: Modern Warfare 2 is realistic\! Anyone who knows shit: *facepalm*

31. (Modern Warfare 2) (14↑, 1↓)
The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.

Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in? Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*

Author: ProjectRealityForTheGame http://modern-warfare-2.urbanup.com/5515350
32. (Modern Warfare 2) (16↑, 3↓)
Very unbalanced game. Don't say it is around [fanboys] or they will flame you to the death.

Me: Wow, another laggy game of Modern Warfare 2. What a surprise. Friends: Its not fair because the people with better internet will be the ones doing better.

33. (Modern Warfare 2) (17↑, 4↓)
A sequel to the sucessful game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. But instead being succesful, it failed mainly because of its multiplayer content. There are a shitload of hacks, glitches, mods, etc. that Infinity Ward fails to fix and thus making this game broken

Noob: Oh yeah I got a nuke with One Man Army, Danger Close, Commando. I'm the best in Modern Warfare 2 Pro: OMG this game is broken, fix this game

34. (Modern Warfare 2) (15↑, 3↓)
A game unlike any other, some people call it a terrible game others call it a great game, but overall its a game that involves some tactical knowledge and some abilities to predict. This game has is flaws and advantages, one flaw is some of the very linear maps such as Highrise, linear maps are the maps known as "Spawn Killing" maps. Certain weapons are overly powered and which require no skill, such as the UMP45, SCAR-H, TAR-21, Grenade Launcers, and RPG's. While some weapons are underpowered like a weapon called the Vector (Know as the KRISS super V) which in real life shoots .45 caliber bullets with high accuracy and high fire rate, Depending on how the people your are going against it is a great game, but same could go for the other way it just depends on how overly powerful the other team is being. This game also consists of a lot of Hacked accounts, which people abuse to scam(mostly little kids) NO FURTHER DETAILS

Modern Warfare 2 Player: Have you played the very incredible game Modern Warfare 2? Neighbor: Yeah but i couldn't find a good game ever so i just quit it and decided to leave cruel remarks.

35. (Modern Warfare 2) (26↑, 14↓)
The reason that so many guys have begun to love their Xbox 360/PS3 more than their girlfriends. The leading cause of breakups in the UK, France, the United States, Canada, and Puerto Rico.

Girl (ex: Betty) "Why don't you ever text me any more?" Guy (ex: Nathaniel) "I found a new love. Her name is Modern Warfare 2. Her parents are Infinity Ward and Activision. [Tejbz] said this would happen."

Author: Nizzle Chrizzle Pizzle http://modern-warfare-2.urbanup.com/4926738
36. (Modern Warfare 2) (16↑, 6↓)
Mostly known for it's online multiplayer. Contains no bullshit whatsoever and is totally fair and balanced. *sarcasm*

Durrr...I couldn't possibly win a real 1 on 1 gunfight in an FPS, but luckily there's Modern Warfare 2.

37. (Modern Warfare 2) (17↑, 7↓)
The epitome of bullshit that far exceeds that of any other video game in the history of man. Completely filled with game breaking mechanics often resulting in numerous frustrating deaths and a spawn system designed to fuck over players of a higher caliber MW2 is by far the worst in the call of duty series.

Guy 1: Hey last night I was playing MW2 and the whole enemy team was using one man army [danger close] [noob tubes] and randomly shot them all across the map and the when I finally did get with in range of one of them, they had painkiller and commando-ed me from 10 feet away\! It was such a blast\! Guy 2: Seriously, you had fun in all that? Guy 1: Hell no\! I destroyed the game shortly afterwards to preserve my sanity Modern Warfare 2=noob friendly

38. (Modern Warfare 2) (17↑, 7↓)
A shit sequel to an amazing game. Modern Warfare 2 is widely known for unbalanced weapons, maps designed for 'camping', a terrible online community and numerous ways to hack the game. The overall terribleness of the game lead many to boycott the Call of Duty series or Infinity Ward games.

Bob: "Dude, i walked into a room and was shot by 5 different people and two claymores went off. Their entire team is camping..." Joe: "Can't hear you dude, there's some 8 year old screaming into his mic" Bob: "Fuck Modern Warfare 2\! I think ill go watch paint dry instead"

39. (Modern Warfare 2) (12↑, 3↓)
A game that will make you scream at the tv because of the noobs that camp, grenade launcher whores, and knifers. A crappy repetitive game.

(Joe) "You want to go play Modern Warfare 2?" (John) "No that game sucks, Im going to go play a game that takes real skill."

40. (Modern Warfare 2) (10↑, 7↓)
The game in which you will never stop playing. And when you do your mind keeps playing........

Jose: You want to play some Futbol? Enrique: Deploying C4 Jose: What? Enrique: Shitttt Shot the dog he going for my neck Jose; Dude modern warfare 2 fucked you up. Enrique: Uav spotted. Get your Cold-blooded on

Author: Conor its me not a fake http://modern-warfare-2.urbanup.com/5317365
41. (Modern Warfare 2) (10↑, 10↓)
In other words THE GAYEST GAME EVER MADE\!\! it is sometimes known as MODDED GAYFARE 2 Do not waste your time on this piece of shit...

MW2 FAG: OMFG i just got modern warfare 2\!\! Epiic guy: dude,your a fag...

42. (Modern Warfare 2) (4↑, 13↓)
The followup to IW's hit game "Modern Warfare". It has an intense 1 player campaign, a unique co-op system called Special Ops, and a multiplayer component that some call the best ever and "an unbalanced, overrated piece of garbage". Personally, i think the multiplayer is intense and exciting no matter how long you've been playing.

Kid 1:Modern Warfare 2 is the best invention since toilet paper\! Kid 2: Modern Warfare sucks halo is 100 times better.

43. (Modern Warfare 2) (10↑, 22↓)
A overall awesome game. People who do not like this game : A. Play on the XBOX 360 which is filled with camping little kids who yell their heads off B. Take the game too seriously and get super pissed off when they lose their killstreak C. Were expecting a godly game and got something that was good overall D. Are noobs themselves and blame other people for sucking at the game E. People that stupidly assume kids do not know anything and think that kids will all of a sudden join the army just from playing this game F. People that think the game is too "mainstream" and troll because everyone has it G. People that fail to realize that people like campers and noob toobers (or whatever cheap weapon ) appear in every game you play

Hey lets go play Modern Warfare 2, supposedly it has campers and little kids and noob tubers every game. Starts playing : WELL I DON'T HEAR ANY LITTLE KIDS, I ONLY SEE ONE NOOBTOOBER WHO SUCKS AT AIMING, OH NO I GOT SHOT BY A CAMPER ONCE BUT CAMPERS ARE IN EVERY GAME.

44. (Modern Warfare 2) (9↑, 22↓)
Essentially a 12 year-old faggot's idea of a good game; was conceived when Infinity Ward saw the massive success of the first Modern Warfare, then watered it down with simpler game-play, stripped all PC support, alienating it's most loyal community, and adding so many new noob friendly perks that playing it almost requires sucking, since it's so easy to spray, spam, and quick-scope that it completely defeats the purpose of playing the game. One could effectively pull the trigger on their controller once every ten seconds and end up with an amazing score.

Douche-bag: Hey guys, let's play Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox LIVE tonight\! Intelligent person: Fuck Modern Warfare 2, and fuck playing first-person shooters on anything but a PC. Douche-bag: Modern Warfare 2 is amazing, dude, and Xbox is the best\! Intelligent person: Modern Warfare 2 is to Call of Duty what Dynasty was for KISS. A shitty sellout.

45. (Modern Warfare 2) (91↑, 104↓)
1. sequel to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2. video game 3. hours of fun 4. happiness 5. 11-10-09

the guy: we gotta play some modern warfare 2 nao\! that guy: alright alright chill mang i'm getting on\! the guy: cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod

46. (Modern Warfare 2) (44↑, 65↓)
MW2 is a great game overall. you can play with up to TWO PEOPLE on Spec Ops, and dont even get me started about the online\! Its great\! You can kill people, get killed, and until recently, you could go suicide bombing\! But wait, theres more\! If you want to, you can search on Domination, Ground War, or Free For All and find all loads of glitched matches\! Oh yeah, give me some Unlimited time, with some Unlimited points on the side, and a mix of Unlimited Ammo and Spawn Kills for the drink, please\! jesus christ, whens IW gunna patch this shit..

L33t player: Hey man wanna play some Modern Warfare 2 later? N00b player: Okay man, maybe we can do headshots\! l33t: No one ever does headshots, its gay Hours later L33t player: Thats it man im out n00b: why man this is fun l33t: These matches go on forever and you end up getting spawn killed, this isnt fun n00b: thats just because your not the one who rocks\! l33t: says the one whos 1 and 5839 right now..

47. (Modern Warfare 2) (25↑, 66↓)
A new prototype training program for U.S. Navy SEAL and Army Rangers. Made in 2009 by Infinity Ward (C) a well known weapons manufacturing company. This program puts trainees into a virtual reality combat zone. Trainees learn advanced tactics, such as take down, and kid napping. There is a wide variety in weapons. From the AK-47 to the AA-12. It was designed to give trainees the feeling of combat, without having to put them through combat or war games.

Some Modern Warfare 2 "missions" include assaulting a Soviet air base, assaulting a Soviet Oil Rig, and Sub Base, also battles in Afghanistan, and Brazil.

48. (Modern Warfare 2) (9↑, 54↓)
Possibly the best game man has ever seen

Guy 1 : Hey , wanna play Modern Warfare 2 at my house ? Guy 2 : Dont you mean the best game the world has seen \!

49. (Modern Warfare 2) (118↑, 169↓)
A game set to be released on November 10, 2009. It seems that everyone assumes it'll be good before it comes out. This may be true when you're a scrub that only plays team death match and think you're UlTrraA Pr0zzzz and have a gamer tag something like "iTz a55fuck3r" or "Bob3535235445354354343534543543543453453453543" In reality this game will be a huge failure by comparison to Modern Warfare. The death streaks prove alone prove this game will cater to mopes of all variety. Triple health? Really? This really will be an FPS for retards. But hey, at least we get new guns...

TDM Scrub: "Man, I really wish I could have triple health after my tenth death. It's not enough to have three frag, juggernaut, steady aim/martyrdom/last stand with a P90 and kill cam\!\!11" Me: "Dude, you realize how terrible this game is actually gonna turn out to be, right?" TDM Scrub: "BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO OPERATE A S00P3R C00L AIRPLANE\!1 I'll be able to lunge with my knife now\!\! AND I'll be able to use the perk to make me run faster and jump over different obstacles\!\!1 Modern Warfare 2 is GONNA BE SO KEWL MAYNE\!" Me: "Get the fuck back to Halo."

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50. (Modern Warfare 2) (91↑, 156↓)
The most brain shatteriest head poppiest face meltiest video game to be released for any consle in the history of man.This game is going to be so awesome it explodes you head incinerates you heart and makes you crap out your own intestines.

Guy 1:Hey did you hear about Modern Warfare 2? Guy 2:What? Guy 1:It the sequal to CoD4\! Guy 2:Oh,than Waw is better than. Guy 1 proceeds to jump on Guy 2 like a Hunter from Left 4 Dead

51. (modern warfare 2) (34↑, 113↓)
the best game EVER. it beat records or some shit, and has caused me to blow off my friends and prevented me from getting laid on mutiple occasions.

friend: that band you like is playing at that bar you like tonight, wanna come? me: um.. i have plans sorry [broseph] friend:FUCK YOU BONNIE I TOTALLY KNOW YOU ARE PLAYING THAT NEW COD MODERN WARFARE 2.

52. (Modern Warfare 2) (77↑, 157↓)
when i saw the multiplayer trailer for that game i came a gallon in my pants. no lie im still trying to clean it up.

*watches soldier shoot the AA-12 auto shotgun in modern warfare 2 multiplayer trailer faggot: finally i have something to masturbate to for tonight\!

53. (Modern Warfare 2) (24↑, 106↓)
One of the greatest video games of all time, created by Infinity Ward. It is the 6th game in the call of duty series. The game has amazing graphics, a great campaign, fun online play, great kill streaks, cool weapons, and special ops. The one and only problem is being forced into game chat on certain play lists for the multiplayer, which isn't that big of a deal.

Hey dude i just got modern warfare 2, wanna come over and play it\! Ill be right over\!

54. (modern warfare 2) (25↑, 114↓)
the greatest fuckin game eva fuckin made

i luv playin modern warfare 2

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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